It’s a simple question, really.
For the lucky few who were unaware the second chapter in the Twilight saga opened in movie theaters across the nation last week to the squeals of delight from teenage girls and fags of all ages. Yes that’s right, this dastardly mutation of dark fantasy has capture the hearts, minds and wet dreams of the country. “WTF?” “Why?” one is tempted to ask. What about a teenage girl who obsesses over a 109-year-old vampire who looks 24 but is supposed to be 17 but can’t kiss him because he might kill her(!) is so intriguing to people?
Well folks, there is an answer to that age-old question and it is simple: shirtless, hunky boys werewolves prancing prowling around. Yet as it turns out the specimen featured here will neither confirm nor deny whether he’s a queer or not. He’s only 17 so that’s perfectly understandable. Yet if he turns out to play for our team I volunteer to be the first to welcome him aboard.
He was ABSOLUTELY yummy!